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Yes, we called the last spike in VIX…
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Bye bye $AAPL.
Back to ath confirmed moving off the 130 pin.
As mentioned before…
$AAPL is being pinned / parked at 130. Rally probably resumes Monday. Have a great weekend!
It Was a Good Day…
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Seeking Alpha – 4/8/21
Only 14x today vs Naz
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Seeking Alpha – 4/8/21
Alert: Major Possible Headwind. $AAPL
This type of news can stop a market rally stone cold dead…
$AAPL is being parked / pinned at $130…
The inst. got caught on their weekly atm writes and 130 is the line in the sand. They’ll either park it at 130 or 127.50 tomorrow and imho, gap 130 Monday after Long Island ice teas and dirty martinis in the Hamptons and Malibu this weekend.
I want to start a business where I just copy pasta
And stack. For a hippie, PED did well… Papi Chulo’s take: No shit Sherlock. As I’ve said before EVERYONE. Apple has no peers. Read my research report posted last weekend before EVERYONE on the Street started copying my shit.
Now PED is plagiarizing my stuff…
You can pay him $200 a year and become a PEDphile and get AMA’s with idiot analysts and the rose-colored message board or you can just come here and get it free. The choice is yours. PS – I said a couple days ago, “AAPL has no peers”
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Naz up 10bp I’m up 716 🤣🤣🤣
Fuck it, we’ll do it live. (My Port Allocation)
WE’LL DO IT LIVE!!! Yekshemesh
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It’s free. And you’ll see how I’m doing this via $AAPL I’ll send out my port to subscribers with email within a hour so you can position before close.
TraderVic back in the day
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The Good Old Days.
http://www.instagram.com/p/CL_ASvlntaJ/ They’re coming back.
Seeking Alpha – 4/7/21
Talking to bots – cont’d
PED30 Value Add…
Editors Take: it’s going to close up unless it closes down. 00 may hit too. 🤡
Apple’s First Loss In a While…
I’m very surprised by the discontinuation of the HomePod. It could be signaling so many different things.
All clear from State Department…
Market and $AAPL head higher.
Win, win, win, win…
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Wall Street plagiarizes.
Read my weekend report I wrote on $AAPL My first line was strength in Services Then this joker below chimes in with his “research” Dude, just tell em you’re a plagiarising aggregator. Oh wait, forgot about the sell-side My bad 🤦🏽♂️
Incoming Major Macro Wind…
Jim Cramer or TraderVic ?
Who shrugged off Katy’s dumb call on $AAPL first? Bonus points: Who issued a Strong Buy on this weekend that was plagiarized by Wall Street. PPS – Obv my research is not credited.
Seeing Alpha? 🤣🤣🤣
We’re about to separate the men from the kids. Happens all the time. Anyway, I’ve been a trader for 25 years. Now, you all think you’re traders. You ain’t shit. You’re kids. You got lucky. But you’re not a Trader. This is a Trader 👌🏽🤞🏿✌🏿👊🏿
PS – what’s amazing is…
$AAPL is green even with analyst hammers lowering targets. As Cramer will tell you, that shows immense strength. Higher we go. I see $150 by 5/1/21…
OMG the Street is such a con job.
Peer pressure? $AAPL has no peers as evidenced by my last research report. These analysts are such whores. Read my research report. I’m with Cramer. NEVER SELL
SKE reiterates Buy on $VIAC
$AAPL provides a $70 backstop…
How come the market doesn’t say?
Apple rose close to $3 yesterday because it was upgraded to a Strong Buy rating with a price target of $184.21 by Skilled Cat Enterprises?
Just call me The Team … $AAPL
$AAPL gone. 130 next…
Here’s how I’m currently positioned in $AAPL
Put all your eggs in one basket,
And watch that basket carefully – Warren Buffet
Let’s get out of $TTWO and load more $AAPL
$AAPL May 21 atm… (123 or 124)
Skilled Cat Enterprises raises $AAPL to one year target of $184.21
(First off to authenticate entry for PED’s yearly contest of which I’m banned) Based on strength in service integration (Apple One), continuation of the Super Cycle, major upcoming developments in Watch and Health and moonshot Car developments. We see as a must have holding for “the kids” and recommend kids DRIP (dividendContinue reading “Skilled Cat Enterprises raises $AAPL to one year target of $184.21”
Kids, I opened the playbook here. New free service added for incoming doom…
I’ve always tried to open the playbook here. I’ve never charged a cent. I never will. And this blog is receipts. But we’re about to enter some rough times. And some of you have stacked. And I’m proud of you. But it’s not what you make. It’s what you take. So, take my number andContinue reading “Kids, I opened the playbook here. New free service added for incoming doom…”
Premarket: Apple is dead
Who’s gonna be the sucker left holding the $AAPL bag at $500?
Asking for a friend
