Not due to revenue forecast miss. Due to The Trade War… Coming soon to a stock owned by you. $AAPL $TSM $NKE and any other country manufacturering in #China is gonna get #fvcked #somethingfierce
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Philip Elmer‑DeWitt | Apple 3.0
Apple 3.0 — Read on http://www.ped30.com/ Roh-roh #batterygate is going to be more expensive than we expected.
Buy long dated $AAPL ATM here.
Jan ‘22 and beyond.
Kids, take the weekend and read about…
How Papi Chulo warned you the #EPIC news would leave a mark on $AAPL. See you in the low 140s next week…
Papi Chulo told you this day was coming.
sorry if you don’t listen. $AAPL i told you to. buy puts PUTZ…
Feels like $AAPL LOST #EPICALLY
dropping fast.
You might be a moron if…
You might be a moron if, you don’t see the coming trade war between US and China and the affect it’ll have on some profit margins of some major US companies.
$AAPL Privacy? #FAIL
They preach privacy measures and then say, “oh, btw, we’re going to scour the iCloud for stuff.” What the fuck? PS – #epicgames verdict overdue. Next week might get fugly.
Jesus, PED probably added paper to the fax machine twice today.
He’s $AAPL (Apple’s talking head) typing blog reminding people not to sell. The presses are running hot today. http://www.ped30.com @philiped
We set a viewership record today.
I wanna thank ya’ll for popping in here and listening to the rambling thoughts of a professional speculator. Subscribe to stay updated. I nailed the $AAPL top and even advised buying puts. I’m opening the playbook here to give back, mostly to the kids. I’ll never charge or front run you and then open schoolsContinue reading “We set a viewership record today.”
The best thing I learned at Notre Dame – MBA
we’ve scored a lot of touchdowns in our history. but we always act like we’ve been there before. as you were…
Flight to Quality becomes $FB and $NVDA mañana…
Buy with confidence. good night and good luck $AMZN, AAPL and $MSFT
Why would you listen to an ANALyst that can’t afford $AAPL AirPods?
Don’t…
Dead Steve Jobs gives his quarter preview.
The most important research not on Wall Street. Tweets by deadstevejobs3
If you don’t have $AAPL puts today…
Protecting your position, one word. PUTZ RIP Jackie Mason…
Law of large numbers…
In order for $AAPL to double, valuation needs to go to 4T. Good luck with that…
$AAPL gonna get smoked tomorrow.
And Lord help them if they announce the Epic loss with results. Services will slow. Chip unavailability will affect supply and EPS.
Epic $AAPL ass-fucking coming this week…
Oh boy AAPL is fucked tomorrow.
I hope you got those puts Putz.
Papi Chulo warned you this was coming…
It’s option pinning Friday…
AAPL – 147.50 NVDA – 197.50
$AAPL keeps dropping and you keep ignoring PC…
How’s that working out for you PEDphiles?
From PED: Cook goes to Lynch. What that means…
Lynch is Mr. Wolf from Pulp Fiction. He’s the new Bob Mansfield. Basically, this move means that $AAPL management has locked down and green lit Project Titan with a plan of action. This is huge news for $AAPL. Unfortunately, market won’t care right now.
Two Days ago I nailed it…
Shocker: $AAPL FAILS AT $150 – target inside…
Press puts. And if you’re a PEDphile with your entire net worth / nest egg in $AAPL without a PUT, you’re a PUTZ. Our one year price target remains $184.21. But with FTC headwinds, the EPIC loss and general market, domestic and macro uncertainly, $AAPL is ripe to revisit the low 130s.
Final nail in the coffin is the Epic verdict…
Does it arrive today after market close? If so, say good night Gracie to $SPY $AAPL $QQQ and everything. Good night Gracie…
Papi Chulo Predicts…
Yes, PCP because that’s the drug of choice when I make these predictions. Ready? $NFLX and $AAPL PARTNER ON VIDEO GAMES Netflix isn’t about to get into the hardware game. Ergo, they need a console. Enter TV. Netflix develops games that sell exclusively on TV. PC Take – Tim is reminded daily thatContinue reading “Papi Chulo Predicts…”
From PED: $AAPL Pay Later Makes Stickier…
PC Take – Stickier is the last thing Apple wants to be right now.
$AAPL setting up perfect for verdict after market close.
$150 or thereabouts will be the short-term top.
Press $AAPL 7/30 145p here.
Your welcome
From PED: Why $AAPL popped?
If we’re supposed to discount when $AAPL makes negative production cuts to iPhone, why should we pay attention to positive production increases? Seems like investors looking for confirmation bias.
$AAPL – is today Judgment Day?
#EPIC Hearing today or tomorrow. Look out below…
EZ money… $AAPL puts Putz small
We’re booking action $AAPL closes red…
Git sum…
$AAPL ATH B/O failure.
Sell signal… Seen this movie so many times. PS – and possible intraday reversal for final nail.
From PED: Apple worse than Google monopoly
PC take: this isn’t a guy. This is CEO of IAC. And he’s 100% right. $AAPL is gonna get FTCKED something fierce and as usual, PEDphiles (lovers of all things PED, nee ), wearing rainbow colored glasses won’t see the license plate of the truck that’s about to hit them. Show starts this week fromContinue reading “From PED: Apple worse than Google monopoly”
Buy this now…
RPT: AAPL verdict this week.
Not good. Down $10…
From PED: + NFL
Apple actually wanted exclusive rights before FTC and Big Tech Wreck showed up.
Close $AAPL and $NVDA puts
time for $aapl and $nvda puts putz
love how butthurt people still are @andyzaky and @aapl
when they made money, THEY made money. when they lost money, HE lost it. 😂😂😂 GTFOH…
Papi Chulo waiting for his iPhone.
Back then, it was called the iPhone 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve been in the game longer than many of you have been alive. They say mastery of a topic or interest of study occurs at 10k hours. I’ve done about 24k hours re: speculation. http://www.Instagram.com/PASSapparel PS – part of my dislike of @philiped is his accusation thatContinue reading “Papi Chulo waiting for his iPhone.”
Weekend Watching.
One of the greatest speeches never heard… “Humility of Purpose” “Build Something” “Credit without Responsibility” “Humility is when you throw everything away in the mission of serving some higher purpose” G-d Bless Tim Cook.
Skilled Cat Enterprises proud to release its first ETF 7/7/21.
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Huge $AAPL news and PEDphiles are paying $300 a year…
With their dicks in their hands cause he’s visiting his granddaughter or smoking a bowl. Anyway PEDphiles. Big $AAPL news today. Your welcome. PS – my info is priceless and the cost is on the arm….
Press $AAPL puts…
EOY 125p Your welcome
Now let’s play little bank takes big bank…
Introducing the 21 Chip… Currently accepted in Malibu at Malibu News Stand 23717 PCH, 90265 Bank phone number 272-777-2100 Thanks for playing…
Time to buy $AAPL puts putz
I like these… 11/19/21 125p at 4.60
Fine. 50%
Today…
Skilled Cat Enterprises starts $VIAC with Strong Buy – $60 🎯
Buy with confidence. *One year target
Fuck me: I Buried the Lead
$NVDA is the new $AAPL It should replace @nflx in #fang.
Let’s face it. Apple is FTCKED…
If $AMZN paid $200mm for The Tomorrow War…
The latest Bond is easily worth the $500mm asking price. Looks like $AMZN is just gonna take it all for $8b. $AAPL better buy $VIAC. Soon…
Per PED: Bring out the gimp
Here comes the narrative battle between buy and sell side. 🍿
From PED: Tim Cook, the lobbyist.
Judging the way Tim shit the bed on the Epic stand, Tim should stick to sourcing chips and attending concerts at Rainbow Park. Leave the lobbying to lobbyists. The FTC’s legal staff makes Epic’s look like first year interns.
FTC is going to want to split $AAPL into…
Three companies. Hardware, software and services. Also, they’ll punish commission across Services and may even delve into price fixing and dumping. Short-term it’s a major headwind wind but years down the line, it unlocks tremendous value if the company is able to figure out how to maneuver around the Wall and obviously enter new verticals,Continue reading “FTC is going to want to split $AAPL into…”
Papi Chulo told you FTC was coming after $AAPL a long time ago…
FTC coupled with likely Epic victory means $AAPL goes lower. How much lower? Technically, if it breaks $120, it’s probably headed towards close to $100. As I’ve always told the PEDphiles, (lovers of all things PED 3.0), if you’re all-in and you don’t have puts, you’re a putz.
Yeah, making 27% yesterday didn’t suck.
Bitcoin (BTC) price drops on China crypto mining crackdown
Bitcoin (BTC) price drops on China crypto mining crackdown — Read on http://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/06/21/bitcoin-btc-price-drops-on-china-crypto-mining-crackdown.html 90% of China’s processing power is said to be shut down and $NVDA is unchanged? $NVDA just received the right to price their cards at whatever the fuck they want. and they’ll get it. and the stock is unchanged? 😂😂😂 Kinda remindsContinue reading “Bitcoin (BTC) price drops on China crypto mining crackdown”
You can’t hold this down forever.
Buy the 4/30 133c and let them exercise.
Wanna see what a 25 year pro trader’s port looks like?
Take a look… PS – my ex-wife’s divorce attorney is a overstepping fat fuck so this is the small portfolio. I’ll let him charge her $450 a hour to find the other one. I’ll give him a hint tho… 🇨🇭
Celebrating hood style….
Papi Chulo is live on twitch talking $AAPL
Ask me anything. http://www.twitch.tv/micabear
Papi Chulo predicts …
146.70 for Apple’s close tomorrow. Big beat…
Go home Nikkei. Your* drunk
From PED Tim Apple has told us time and time again that predicting Apple’s moves via production maneuvers is a fruitless (pun intended) endeavor. There are new AirPods coming. PS – AirPods are so 2020. It’s all about AirTags now. I expect gross margin on AirTags to be close to 80%. And I think theyContinue reading “Go home Nikkei. Your* drunk”
Maybe just maybe…
Apple is ripping $SPOT a new ahole? Yeah, I think so…
BTO $AAPL 4/30 135c…
Guess Apple’s close on 4/29/21
Winner gets something. Comment below.
PEDPHILES pay $200 for this? Papi Chulo’s million dollar advice inside…
Thanks PED. Let a real journalist and trader take it from here. PAPI CHULO’S TRADING STRATEGY Tomorrow morning, buy any call. Your welcome
I’m turning AirDrop off and Apple Tags on…
apple.news/AyU5XZKpUQQO3M7t605H6Eg
Cover $AAPL STOs
EOM
I’m on twitch right now talking markets and $AAPL
Sell some prem for mañana
Eom…
This is where Papi Chulo thinks AAPL is going to after earnings.
Yekshemesh
Buy $AAPL calls now!
Sucking volatility out of the calls is a huge mistake in your favor. Stack…
Good to see Zuck is smoking the good stuff today…
WTF?
Ding dong the witch is dead.
Buh bye $NFLX
From PED: Almost all $AAPL analysts are the highest paid idiots in the world…
If these are your takeaways from this event, your* a moron.
Oops. No “One More Thing”
Down she goes.
First pre-recorded keynote ever…
The shape of things to come. One more thing coming tho…
Who is PED bullshitting?
He had to look it up? 🤣🤣🤣
IV is high af (4/20 reference) on $AAPL right now
Time for calendar spreads. Sell to open this week. Buy to open further out. Stack…
I’m the street high of 184.21 on $AAPL
don’t butt hurt your intern.
he’ll go crying to Twitter… 😢😢😢
Enjoy the weekend. Rest up…
If $AMZN thinks LotR is worth $465mm…
$AAPL should have paid about the same for the new Bond.
Buy $AAPL calls with confidence…
Into the weekend. Rally resumes next week into keynote on Tuesday and earnings at the end of the month.
Per PED: Tim Cook, monopolist.
The App Store is as good as gone. The question you should be asking yourself is where does it go?
Papi Chulo baby pic…
Shit, I came out of the womb looking for a fiesta. (And a siesta)
Seeking Alpha – Tax Day
$AAPL $QQQ $COIN $PLBY
Don’t write any $AAPL Prem
For tomorrow. May have lift-off here…
Papi Chulo thinks $AAPL is being pinned to…
$135 Friday. If it blows through it, $140+ coming next week.
Have my intern calculate…
The market cap loss of $AAPL, $AMZN, $FB, $GOOGL, $MSFT #FAAMG vs $COIN
Seeking Alpha – 1st of Iyar
All-in $AAPL
$AAPL – covered weekly prem
Sorry. Account hacked.
Back to Tits, Ass and Assets.
I was selling $AAPL premium today…
I hope you were too.
Gene is the only $AAPLAnalyst with a Brain.
Per PED My bullish case on values A/R, Glasses and Car at zero dollars and zero sense.
$BTC.X On Two Covers. Double – Top? 🎺 🏁 💰
Buffet says sell the the trumpets are blaring and buy when there’s blood in the streets. Well, the trumpets are fucking blaring.
