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i’m gonna let ya’ll know what happened. but i’m gonna not use names to protect the innocent. or guilt.

i’m not an  bear. i’m an  trader. i’m not a douchebag that has a wife half my age and puts that on a message board. as mentioned, i’ve been asked by some major shareholders to advise them how to protect their nest egg. i’ve advised them to buy puts in a ratio toContinue reading “contrary to one fucking idiot in la jolla…”

cause in the hood, koreans disrespect blacks. how? selling a guy a 99c pack of swishers for 1.63. that’s how…

if you’re sitting on a nest egg retirement  position and you’re not insuring it with puts or $SQQQ. leaders are first to rally and last to fall. today is shaping up to be a reversal day. if you’re in  and you don’t buy puts, you win the GREEDY award. insure your position withContinue reading “you’ve gotta be a fucking moron…”

my lowest price ever. let’s roll. rip Malibu with me

horace comes out with a wonderful piece about the walled garden. only “one more thing” missing. services revenue growth doubling in three years is awesome. but the first double is the easiest. some idiot at http://www.ped30.com threw out a 200 billion service revenue business. muthrrfucker must have been smoking the good stuff. the world populationContinue reading “hargreaves is right…”

checkbook this time. and with 25% off sale at $SHOP, he’s gonna write a check. $50 bill or $450ish should do it. git sum here.

and you don’t own puts to protect yo’ self, you deserve to get wrecked yo’ self. buy 1 to 1/2  april 2020 200 – 210 put for every share you own. your welcome. don’t be the pussy cat. be the GOAT…

we’re counting lines. but that doesn’t work anymore. why? garbage in, garbage out (GIGO). it’s not about line counts anymore. the more relevant stat is transaction time. from our cursory nationwide poll, assisting with installation of SERVICES is causing transaction time to nearly double. makes sense. this is obviously creating a throughput bottleneck and givingContinue reading “why line counts don’t work anymore…”

“um, you probably want to keep an eye out on your child. we don’t want anyone getting electrocuted in the store”

send your ig to victor@micabear.com. Mica represents CA and CA love. be camera ready for shoot next week in malibu. peace and love.

there’s talk that NIKE “banksyed” us on a shoe. there might be something out there goatier than off-whites due to an overseen collab. we’re working it.

i axed it to take me to crazy girls. and it did…

short with confidence.

just because

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so we did too. still not sure why. anyway,  longs are about to get smoked. why? how much time do you have? the street likes to call these headwinds. we prefer getting head in the wind but that’s besides the point. each of these headwinds can peel 5 points of fapple 😂 but weContinue reading “every jew starts new projects on tuesday.”

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