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Incoming Major Macro Wind…
Jim Cramer or TraderVic ?
Who shrugged off Katy’s dumb call on $AAPL first? Bonus points: Who issued a Strong Buy on this weekend that was plagiarized by Wall Street. PPS – Obv my research is not credited.
Seeing Alpha? 🤣🤣🤣
We’re about to separate the men from the kids. Happens all the time. Anyway, I’ve been a trader for 25 years. Now, you all think you’re traders. You ain’t shit. You’re kids. You got lucky. But you’re not a Trader. This is a Trader 👌🏽🤞🏿✌🏿👊🏿
PS – what’s amazing is…
$AAPL is green even with analyst hammers lowering targets. As Cramer will tell you, that shows immense strength. Higher we go. I see $150 by 5/1/21…
OMG the Street is such a con job.
Peer pressure? $AAPL has no peers as evidenced by my last research report. These analysts are such whores. Read my research report. I’m with Cramer. NEVER SELL
SKE reiterates Buy on $VIAC
$AAPL provides a $70 backstop…
MICA on CNBC…
Skilled Cat Enterprises reiterates $SURF – $30
The pipeline is too strong and we hypothesize circling suitor lowballed offer. Surf is going to $30 prob via buyout based on strong FDA results. If they stay independent, $100 coming. The name was our best global idea in 2020 and remains our best idea for 2021.
This is my brother from another mother. 🔥🔥🔥 rap
Song of the Day (with video)
TraderVic wins again.
I spent all of 10 minutes building my bracket right before the first tip-off Thank you very much!
How come the market doesn’t say?
Apple rose close to $3 yesterday because it was upgraded to a Strong Buy rating with a price target of $184.21 by Skilled Cat Enterprises?
Lord have mercy…
Who thinks Ana Lorde should be our first Ms. MICA Bear?
Me! Comment or like and I’ll reach out with receipts.
Wanna see what socialism looks like?
Having to rope off the beach in front of the house you paid $20 million for.
Seeking Alpha? $AAPL
What’s 10x in alpha. Asking for a friend. A friend that made a shit ton today.
$PTON, $LULU and $ZM are reopening plays
Via long-term puts putz. Short long-term with confidence.
I lost track. Should today be a Tits or Ass day?
Lmk in comments.
$AMC is going back to $14 and beyond..
Just call me The Team … $AAPL
$AAPL gone. 130 next…
Here’s how I’m currently positioned in $AAPL
Put all your eggs in one basket,
And watch that basket carefully – Warren Buffet
Let’s get out of $TTWO and load more $AAPL
$AAPL May 21 atm… (123 or 124)
I need Baylor tonight.
One time.
Find the Easter eggs…
Happy Easter
Press UCLA +9 second half – 3u
Not sure who’s the bigger idiot here.
Skilled Cat Enterprises raises $AAPL to one year target of $184.21
(First off to authenticate entry for PED’s yearly contest of which I’m banned) Based on strength in service integration (Apple One), continuation of the Super Cycle, major upcoming developments in Watch and Health and moonshot Car developments. We see as a must have holding for “the kids” and recommend kids DRIP (dividendContinue reading “Skilled Cat Enterprises raises $AAPL to one year target of $184.21”
Hanging with the PORSCHE crew…
Every Friday is a Good Friday
AotD – 4/2/21
Good Friday – Market Closed
Tits of the Day – 4-1-21
Ana Lorde – camo-ish
Have mercy
Like $CMG? Subscribe to the blog for an ordering tip…
100% of the time, it works every time
$GPRO going to $35…
Your welcome
Who wants to be a plus size millionaire?
$STLA – find out if they have a DRIP and load it…
I’m banned but I’ll still win.
All I do is win, win, win, no matter what. Put me down for 184.21 Thanks
What does forced liquidation on $PTON bikes look like?
At a 30 bill valuation, we’ll soon find out. And people will return to riding real bikes that don’t cost 2k and $100 a month.
Let’s go sailing.
It’s time for some $MBUU 100 and ATH otw…
Those of you stuck in $VIAC
Don’t worry. Tim $AAPL is coming. Here’s a pic of what he’ll look like writing the check
$AAPL is going to 130 and then ATH.
Get in today…
Let’s get ready to rumble.
Track length 4:20
Coincidence?
RIP Mouse.
Love you man…
Ana Lorde side action
Have mercy
Wanna see what a winner looks like?
#nohomer Take a look
Julian Edelman is a mensch. $HOFV
And a smart man. NFT is furrealz…
$LULU getting stretched today.
Finally coming back to 🌏
Ass of the Day – 3/31/21
$TTWO prepared for liftoff
$200 coming right up…
Take a starter in $DKNG here
It’s going back to ath. And to the moon from there…
Load $HOFV here…
NFT is non-fungible. This thing is going to the moon. I’m targeting $50 to start.
Here’s my $SURF c/b…
It’s not too late to catch the wave on $SURF 🌊 🌊 🌊
$SURF is going higher. $30 / $50 / $100 depending on when they get bought out
Buy $FCEL here…
Back to mid 20’s it goes…
Not checkers, this chess…
We set up a Discord…
Membership has its privileges.
I told ya’ll to buy $SURF at $3…
It’s going to $30. And then $100… So, surf’s gonna be up for a while.
Ana Lorde
Have mercy
CA personalized license plates explained WITH the loophole…
Here are the rules: Rule 1: no lust or depravity? Wow Rule 4: negative connotation to a certain group? Can’t that be anything? Rule 7: just weird HERE COMES THE LOOPHOLE: (are you ready for this?) See how they snuck rule #2 in? You can use 69 on the plate if it’s a 1969 yearContinue reading “CA personalized license plates explained WITH the loophole…”
I’m thinking PED should have a PEDphile convention alongside WWDC $AAPL
Sorry, I forgot to remember
You know what time it is?
Time for $TTWO Back to take 200 she goes…
Bail out of battlegrounds
$VIAC and $PLTR when markets don’t follow through.
Have you seen the TV+ offering?
Now add this: https://www.viacomcbs.com/brands What part of this are you missing?
Wanna see what perfect weekend portfolio looks like?
Take a look. PS – I’m using unit sizing because my ex-wife has a fat fuck overreaching divorce attorney that embellishes shit. Yekshemesh
I do it with a drum stick in my hand…
#NWA
Hold up hold up hold up hold up…
Do it yourself. Make money.
$HD is breaking out. Headed to $325. Make a load. Jerk a load. Take a load off. Your welcome
I wish I could come out with an $AAPL business that…
I can just smoke weed, repost other people’s stuff, host a forum and AMA’s, have a Slack and charge people hundreds of dollars a year with zero value add outside of data aggregation. Oh wait, isn’t that what PED did. Well played PED…
Boy ya’ll fucking got played in $viac
Back to 60+ she goes Thanks for playing
Take Creighton +13.5 tomorrow
Your welcome PS – drop a unit on Creighton m/l too
Ass promised…
Happy High Passover
I buried the lead.
Ass of the Day is coming back Ass to follow
I had nice things.
I have nicer things now.
I bought a NFT today.
WTF
Your welcome
$VIAC free money trade.
Bto Jan ‘22 50c bro. Your welcome.
$FLL going to$35
Your welcome…
Buy this now…
Kids, I opened the playbook here. New free service added for incoming doom…
I’ve always tried to open the playbook here. I’ve never charged a cent. I never will. And this blog is receipts. But we’re about to enter some rough times. And some of you have stacked. And I’m proud of you. But it’s not what you make. It’s what you take. So, take my number andContinue reading “Kids, I opened the playbook here. New free service added for incoming doom…”
Premarket: Apple is dead
here we go again…
time for vic. and $vix…
That was quick. Timothy Yikes blocked me before I even started my expose.
Just confirms that this guy is so sketch.
Gonna expose Timothy Sykes this weekend.
Stay tuned. Save millions.
Who’s gonna be the sucker left holding the $AAPL bag at $500?
Asking for a friend
Watch this video…
Jeffries pisses away $100mm…
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Market going to dump Monday off this headline…
BREAKING NEWS: RAIDERS TO HOST AND OPEN ALLEGIANT STADIUM vs KC 9/10/2020
This is breaking news…
Who wants to see this VenHo naked?
My name?
Still Fuck You….
