LV Op-Ed

GM Y’ALL

For the record I am a limited pro choice man.
With that out of the way here are some truths the lunatics on the left will not admit.

The people who are losing their minds by falsely claiming that the SCOTUS just banned abortion are the same people who rigged the 2020 election, pushed the HRC & DNC created & paid for Steele dossier & Russia hoax, lied about Russian bounties, dismissed the absolutely true Hunter laptop as Russian disinformation & many other things.
The disingenuous clowns who all of a sudden seem to care about women’s rights just confirmed a woman to the SCOTUS who can not define what a woman is & they are the same people who are willing to trample on women’s rights in collegiate sports in favor of trans athletes & who want to start grooming kids as early as K-3.
These are also the same failed, miserable, faux outraged opportunists who have zero accomplishments to run on in the mid term elections who are intentionally lying about the decision that hasn’t even been made yet.
An aggrieved, woke, progressive scumbag believed it was his responsibility / duty to breach & violate the SCOTUS by leaking the draft opinion, hopefully the investigation will identify this absolute moron(s) & punish him, her, it, they, them.

Lastly & I repeat:
THIS SCOTUS DRAFT OPINION THAT ISN’T EVEN OFFICIAL YET WILL NOT BAN / OUTLAW ABORTION IN THE UNTIED STATES. STOP BELIEVING THE HYPERBOLIC LIES BEING SPEWED BY THE LIARS IN GOVERNMENT & THEIR CORRUPT & COMPLICIT ENABLERS IN ACADEMIA, MSM, BIG TECH & HOLLYWOOD.

FJB / LETS GO BRANDON
FJT / LETS GO BREAUX

BREAKING NEWS: #China to stop producing all $AAPL products. Here’s why 🔽🔽🔽

In an abundance of caution, China has decided to stop all Apple manufacturing to ensure that the COVID-23 currently being developed in Wuhan isn’t transmitable via AirDrop. Or Bluetooth. And WI-FI.

It’s part of their Zero COVID Policy.

Further, they ordered Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing ($TSM) to halt production as well.

Lastly, China told Mexico to make more burritos and urged Mexicans in LA to make more bacon wrapped hot dogs. And eat more of them too.

You know that feeling when you order one bacon wrapped hot dog but you really want two and you’re just not sure how bad traffic is and you might have to race your diarrhea home?

I hate that feeling.

RIP $AAPL

Lastly, this lady wants to get doxxed 🔽🔽🔽

#NFSW FROM #AL: And that #kids is called #MOARP. #MOASS #Coming Soon $GME $AMC

Mother of All Rug Pulls. – #MOARP

Y’all got #played

Y’all got #rugpulled

PS – Good News – More mothers coming soon.

Bad News – They gonna be mothafuckas for some MoThAfUcKa$

Love,

Ana.Lorde

BREAKING NEWS: $AAPL Sleuths Continue Crushing

Twelve years ago, two wild and crazy guys came up with a scheme to figure how many iPads Apple would sell at introduction.

https://fortune.com/2010/03/12/apple-sells-50000-ipads-in-two-hours/amp/

https://www.businessinsider.com/apple-sells-an-estimated-74000-ipads-in-the-first-four-and-half-hours-2010-3?amp

They decided to build a community data agg model and reverse engineered Apple’s ordering system.

Their results were amazingly accurate and it caused Apple to randomize and make other changes.

Well, it looks like these wild and crazy guys are back at it again. Daniel “Deagol” Tello nailed the PED 3.0 Analyst contest across the board going away.

His partner Víctor Castrol apparently placed a 2.8m dollar trade and had information that resonated with Tello’s.

He stands to make or lose millions tomorrow.

Net net. one Analyst won.

And one won hanging in the balance.

Got 2.8m on $AAPL Puts…

Listen to track in TIDAL – Ice Cube: It Was A Good Day

https://tidal.com/track/44569768

Huge $AAPL #Revenue #Guidance Clue Given.

As reported by PED 3.0 today, Apple, Inc. Is leaving many Genius positions left infilled.

This portends many things and none of them good.

POSSIBILITIES

1. No demand for Geniuses – NEGATIVE

2. No supply of Geniuses – NEGATIVE

OUTCOME

Steve Jobs famously created the Genius position to be the Brand Ambassador of  and as Seinfeld was a nine season TV show about nothing, Geniuses were called Geniuses cause they knew all things Apple but, the edict was never to sell.

Unofficially, and true to Jobs and Co prescience and vision, Geniuses became the most stealth public facing sales force in the history of American business. They were the drivers of billions of dollars of goods, (and now Services), with strict instructions to never sell a thing.

WHAT THE FUCK?

So here we are. Apple is saying we’re leaving our Sales positions unfilled.

As a 20 year student of Apple, my mind goes to the the two possibilities above and one lay long shot.

3. Tim Cook and Co already see the writing on the walls of the new Chinese lockdowns and are making a bet, (albeit bold), that we’ll be facing COVID 22/23 this Fall. – NEGATIVE

AND / OR

4. Apple is seeing lower store traffic (likely) and have experienced operational efficiencies to shrink it’s sales force. – LIKELY BUT MINIMAL POSITIVE IMPACT

21’s Take – Given the headwind of production lockdowns and now this news, the state of play here is to fade Analysts and position for a soft landing of $AAPL descending to and touching 130/135 – $150 in Jan ‘23 earnings results.

Net net. Apple is dead here till early next year.

SOURCE: SEC “MAY” HOLD UP MUSK PURCHASE OF $TWTR

Hearing sources starting to chirp that the deal might not be green. Apparently, the SEC is considering filing a motion to place a hold on the purchase given that Musk initiated the takeover with an unfiled required 13-F.

The fat lady isn’t singing yet.

But the pregnant one is:

God Save the Queen

More details to follow.

Rare $AAPL outage makes news ahead of WH #cyberattack warning | Papi Chulo’s Take inside. #russianukrainewar

From “Apple Is Back Online After Several Services Including App Store, iTunes, Podcasts Suffer Outage” in Tuesday’s Wall Street Journal.
— Read on www.ped30.com/2022/03/22/apple-outage-cyberattack-warning/

PC Take: This was a warning shot and they decided to start at one of the most impenetrable companies.

Expect a major attack to occur this week targeting a domestic oil supply company.

Bargaining over West Coast ports labor pact puts retailers on edge – FreightWaves

The port chaos cocktail: Mix 12 months of container bottlenecks with contentious contract talks for dockworkers.
— Read on www.freightwaves.com/news/bargaining-over-west-coast-ports-labor-pact-puts-retailers-on-edge/amp

PC Take: It’s coming. 7/1/22

Sources – #LasVegas #Raiders reach deal with pass-rusher #probowl Chandler Jones, #trade Yannick Ngakoue to Indianapolis Colts

The Raiders have reached agreement on a deal with pass-rusher Chandler Jones and are trading Yannick Ngakoue to the Colts, sources told ESPN.
— Read on www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33519163/source-las-vegas-raiders-reach-deal-pass-rusher-chandler-jones

And now, the dopest drop ever… #MALIBUHILLS

I’m blessed, humbled and honored to open 3League’s latest track, Malibu Hills.

Check it out here: https://tidal.com/track/220424994

And check out The Future Leagues playlist here: https://tidal.com/playlist/b690de13-96f0-44bc-bfef-58e13226978f

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#SHOCKER – @POTUS Stands with Ukraine. Not behind it tho…

www.wsj.com/articles/mig-combat-jets-spark-squabble-within-nato-over-helping-ukraine-11646854872

PC Take: The US is handcuffed. We can’t do anything except false threats. And Putin knows this.

PPC Take: Moldova should hire Anthony Fauci to fast track NATO status. The Fauc ain’t busy. And he’s good with fast tracking bullshit.

#HunterBiden is the #NavySeal of #Druggies. He was banned from #ChateauMarmont for ‘#drug use’

LOS ANGELES — Hunter Biden was banned from the legendary celebrity hangout Chateau Marmont because of “drug use,” and the then-soon-to-be first son had to send someone to retrieve his personal belongings still on the property, according to texts from his laptop.
— Read on news.yahoo.com/hunter-biden-banned-chateau-marmont-184400852.html

PC Take: Getting banned from Chateau Marmont, where many celebrities have OD’ed and even died, is real blue blood shit. Nice work Hunter!

Headline should read: US LAWMAKERS DEBATING ##WW3. US officials, lawmakers debate no-fly zone over Ukraine | TheHill

— Read on thehill.com/homenews/sunday-talk-shows/597069-us-officials-lawmakers-debate-no-fly-zone-over-ukraine

Quit the farce. #PutinIsntPlaying

Why don’t you stop purchasing Russian oil you hypocritical morons?

#HarveyWeinstein busted for smuggling #MilkDuds into #LAjail – New York Daily News

A search of the imprisoned Oscar-winning producer uncovered a stash of Milk Duds after a Los Angeles meeting with his attorney in a jail medical facility in downtown Los Angeles, according to a report Thursday by Variety.
— Read on www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-harvey-weinstein-milk-duds-los-angeles-jail-20220304-3q3iyp6ebjhmzfddr7lr2ys3aq-story.html