Iran Tried to Encore 9/11 with Cruise Ships

We are lifting the moratorium of an investigation recently completed that showed that the Iranian government was trying very hard to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the Achille Lauro / Klinghoffer affair on 10/7/1985. (Yup, 10/7)

Terrorist associates of Iran attempted to pull off a multi-cruise ship hijacking in and around the Med and Red seas.

If effective, it could have 10x’ed 9/11 death counts far easier than most terrorist operations.

The threat was neutralized and initiatives were placed to ensure a “Sitting duck” attack never happens.

God Bless America

🫡💜🇺🇸

Boeing wins Air Force’s next-gen fighter contract – The F-47 will be the next deadliest fighter to never see actual combat IRL.

The company beat out Lockheed to build NGAD, which has been named the F-47.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/defense-systems/2025/03/boeing-wins-air-forces-next-gen-fighter-contract/403951/

China is practicing ‘dogfighting’ in space, Space Force says – Defense One 😂😂😂

From Defense One: The capability gap between the U.S. and its competitors has “significantly narrowed.”

They should probably master dogfighting on Earth first. And I mean with fighter jets and drones.

Not actual dog fighting where you eat the loser after the fight 😂

— Read on http://www.defenseone.com/threats/2025/03/china-practicing-dogfighting-space-space-force-says/403863/

Target Reached: It’s Time to cook Cook – $AAPL / $TSLA / $NFLX

Apple Intelligence is the latest and perhaps greatest blunder by Cook and Co. The fact that Apple was blindsided by AI’s meteoric rise and Apple’s inability is just another failed opportunity by the C Suite. Notch this one up to the massive failure of Project Titan, (Apple Car), and frankly, failure to deploy cash into strategic buyouts and takeovers at distressed pricing. Among these include opportunities to buy $TSLA and $NFLX.

Another massive miss is Newton 2.0c, the Apple Vision Pro. It’s evident that Steve Jobs’ visionary pipeline is now closed. Apple TV hardware? DOA even though Gene Munster still probably says, “it’s coming in 27!” Satellite communication? SpaceX and Starlink ran the end-around? iPhones and iPads? Yearly minute evolutionary gains that hardly move the needle. I’d hate to be an employee at Apple today. They go to work and act as a dam keeper, plugging leaks instead of working on new innovative earth-shattering products.

And this is also putting aside the manufacturing debacle Apple now finds itself in with 95 % international production, the majority in the hostile China/CCP.

Tim Cook has many failures in his past that brings Apple to where it is today, a listless behemoth swimming in an ocean of innovation. Unfortunately, he’s got a Bill Belechik level of bulletproof-ness but even Bill got canned. Tim, it’s time to step aside to prevent increased damage to the company and your legacy.

IMHO, Apple is headed to $200 and possibly $180. At this point, it should trade with the multiple of an aging utility, something on the order of a 16 – 20x forward PE.

Look out below!

$AAPL IS FUCKED / $TSLA IS NOT

Apple missed the boat on AI and then tried the usual, “bring the market to us” trick. Unfortunately, this tine, the competition is moving too quick.

It’s hard for me to believe they didn’t see AI coming. I’d venture to guess that with FTC heat, there’s no way they could have owned the AI onboard.

That being said, pretty arrogant of @tim_cook to, allegedly, not even take @elonmusk’s call when $TSLA was looking for a buyer at a valuation of $30-50 billion.

$1,509 iPhones will soon be dust. No longer necessary.

The stock will touch $200 and hopefully bounces off $180.

Major transfer of wealth coming.

🍿

Los Angeles Police Department Faces CRISIS As Officer Numbers Drop, The Union Says THIS Is What’s To Blame…

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) has seen its numbers dwindle to less than 9,000 officers, the smallest force since the 1990s, as of the end o…
— Read on www.blabber.buzz/conservative-news/1051458-los-angeles-police-department-faces-crisis-as-officer-numbers-drop-the-union-says-this-is-what-s-to-blame

US Steel (ticker $X) is signaling something meaningful…

When one wants to cap the state of the economy, US Steel is Top 5 go to. Well, taking one look at this chart and one word comes to mind

FUCKING HORRIFYING

Ladies and gents, this $X chart is signaling we’re already in a recession and quickly on the road to The Great ReDepression 2.0, a continuation of the 08/09 Debacle.

The one thing we had going for us last time was a competent President.

Strap in folks. The Captain has turned on the FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT sign. Please extinguish all cigarettes, blunts, hand-rolled fat J’s and place your tray in an upright position. Also, please decline your seat.

PED is either high. Or high AF: Is Apple’s next sports play a deal with Disney? (video) | PED | Papi Chulo’s Take

From “Apple’s Sports Drama Gets Messi” posted Friday by CNET.
— Read on www.ped30.com/2023/08/12/apple-disney-sports-cnet/

Papi Chulo’s Take: $DIS is already sold to  at around 125 – 135.

Done deal.

$AAPL #fundingsecured

PED is High AF: Cue’s Crowning Achievement? | You’re An Idiot | Apple’s Messi bet pays off | Philip Elmer‑DeWitt

To even insinuate that this is Eddy Cue’s crowning achievement exposes PED as the $AAPL regurgitator that he is. Not even top 10 bro.

From “Apple MLS Season Pass subscriptions have doubled since Lionel Messi joined Inter Miami” posted Thursday by AppleInsider.
— Read on http://www.ped30.com/2023/08/11/apple-messi-mls-doubled/

Mark Gurman: Apple is scrambling to make core apps AR/VR ready (video) | PED | #Newton2 | #DOA

The failure of this product will be epic.

From Gurman’s “Apple’s AR/VR Headset to Feature Sports, Gaming, iPad Apps and Workouts” posted Tuesday.
— Read on http://www.ped30.com/2023/04/19/apple-scrambling-core-apps-headset/

Tennessee National Guardsman Caught Trying to Moonlight as Hit Man, Feds Say

Photo Illustration by Kelly Caminero / The Daily Beast / GettyA Tennessee National Air Guardsman is facing charges for allegedly submitting his resume to what he thought was a website hiring contract killers—but, in reality, was a parody site that tipped off federal authorities.Josiah Ernesto Garcia, 21, was charged on Thursday with using interstate commerce facilities in the commission of a murder-for-hire after allegedly submitting an employment inquiry to RentAHitman.com in February. Accordin
— Read on uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/tennessee-national-guardsman-caught-trying-165000160.html

Army Picked Pricier Black Hawk Replacement Over ‘Unacceptable’ Losing Bid, GAO Says – Defense One

The Army found Sikorsky-Boeing’s offering too vague, a new GAO document says.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/business/2023/04/army-picked-bells-pricier-black-hawk-replacement-over-unacceptable-sikorsky-boeing-offer-gao-says/385179/

Chicago to host 2024 Democratic convention | The Hill

Democrats will hold their 2024 national convention in Chicago, according to three sources familiar with the decision.  The decision to hold the 2024 Democratic National Convention there will place the party and President Biden in the heart of a battleground region that has proven pivotal in the last several election cycles.  Party officials were torn…
— Read on thehill.com/homenews/campaign/3943909-chicago-to-host-2024-democratic-convention/

Ms. MICA Bear – May 23 – Cinnabuns Delivers the Goods…

We had the pleasure of meeting Cinnabuns many moons ago in an “entertainment lounge.” The moment I saw her, (and a photo finish second, dat ass), I immediately check my pulse to make sure i was still alíve. Once confirming existence, I asked myself if i went to church that day. No.

This must be one of those lucky days. Or nights.

CB, (short for Cinnabuns), was delightfully beautiful. Different than other entertainers, she was chillin’ like a Stripper villain.

Why?

This ⏬⏬⏬

The Cinnabuns

CB had something that nobody else had “IN DA CLUB”

Dat ass.

Congrats CB! We’re proud to announce you as Ms May MICA Bear! We can’t wait to see more of you through the month ahead.

~ poppy chulo

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Rep. Hinson Calls for Biden Admin to Shut Down ‘CCP’s Expansive Surveillance’ in US

Rep. Ashley Hinson (R-Iowa) called for the Biden administration to shut down the “CCP’s expansive surveillance” in the …
— Read on www.theepochtimes.com/rep-hinson-calls-for-biden-admin-to-shut-down-ccps-expansive-surveillance-in-us_5179428.html

Apple ($AAPL) VP Named New Director of Defense Innovation Unit | Defense One | DIU is #DARPA 2.0

Maybe Russia was right to ban iPhones in government capacity.

This should open many eyes…

The DIU will also now report directly to Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/technology/2023/04/apple-vp-named-new-director-defense-innovation-unit/384874/

Mark Gurman is an Idiot looking for a Village: Tim Cook got caught | From PED | Apple is Fvcked if Chiner Acts Up | $AAPL | 

Mark Gurman is either an idiot, disingenuous and/or a disingenuous idiot.

There is no secret plan. There is no calvary. Apple production is fucked should geo headwinds come home to roost. Estimates to recreate current Apple product lines run at a minimum of 28 – 42 months. Apple got caught with its corporate greed.

From Gurman’s “Apple’s Complex, Secretive Gamble to Move Beyond China” posted Wednesday by Bloomberg.
— Read on www.ped30.com/2023/04/05/apple-gurman-secret-plan/

LVCK, LLC is prepared to buyout $NUGS.

We have two pennies to rub together and we’re prepared to submit a buyout proposal to $NUGS management subject to reclassification of option and warrant grants.

Management has not been receptive to our internal communication and we believe the majority foreign ownership is playing a pivotal role in this lack of corporate duty to respond.

We formally offered a penny last year and now we’re prepared to offer a minimum of .02c subject to reclassification of shares outstanding.

If management is interested in responding, we can be reached at lvckllc@gmail.com.

Our proposed minimum buyout price represents an approximate 200% premium to current quote (.0064).

As a sizeable stakeholder holder in the company, we’ll consider non-response corporate negligence and reserve the right to begin an activist campaign to have management and the board removed and taken over.

We are hereby giving Management till 4/10/23 to respond. If we do not hear by then, we reserve the right to pursue other means, likely more hostile in nature.

Thanks!

The Apple Headset is DOA…

We’re getting reports of what exactly this Apple product is and we can safely report that Apple’s Newton (PDA) should be squarely concerned as easily be replaced as APPLE’s WORST PRODUCT EVER.

Anecdotes from both software and hardware dev teams signify that this is a product no one really wanted to produce but Apple “gassed because there really wasn’t anything better on the horizon.”

Further, it’s coming to light that this still birth could have been the reason for Jonny Ives departure.

Apple will apparently try, as it always does, to bring its marketing prowess and try and tell The Cult why they should part with 3k dollars of money they don’t have on a product they don’t need. The value proposition this time is massively out of favor and it looks like Apple is, “putting lipstick on a trans pig.”

Ouch.

Roll the train wreck.

PC Take: Find the Atari 2600 ET burn pit. There’s a new overpriced tranny pig in town. Let’s hope Norfolk Southern isn’t in charge of deliveries.

BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP INDICTED, MAGA INCITED, MICA EXCITED…

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FBI Found No Credible Threats After Investigating Dozens of Protesting Parents › American Greatness

On Tuesday, it was revealed that despite the FBI investigating over two dozen different instances of parents and parents’ rights groups protesting school boards…
— Read on amgreatness.com/2023/03/23/fbi-found-no-credible-threats-after-investigating-dozens-of-protesting-parents/

From PED: The “STRANGER DANGER\S” of “Street” “Research” – Part 1| $AAPL | $MSFT | $ATVI | #THOT | News from BBC.

I glimpsed this note from Morgan Stanley via PED.

https://www.ped30.com/2023/03/21/what-morgan-stanley-said-about-risk-to-apple-from-a-microsoft-gaming-app/

Shit like this is so wrong, it’ll mothball a port.

It’s criminal.

BOOM.

Apple isn’t doomed.

But it is dead for a minute.

Or a decade…

After 40 years, the gnarliest golf course you’ll ever see has arrived. And it’s got bite. Meet ETHAM…

Victor Castrol walked into the famed Buckley School campus around 4 decades ago and at the ripe young age of 9, he spotted what would be his, “brother from another mother,” in about 10 minutes. Said Castrol, a 49 year old entrepreneur today, I just got out of 3rd grade Jewish school day school (Adat Ari El in North Hollywood) and i had never really seen a comparable athlete to me there.”

#Shocker

Continues Castrol, “So, i’m nervous”

And then, i saw the first athlete i had ever seen.

https://www.buckley.org/

Enter Brett Wallette…

To be continued.

Tomorrow…

How a Problem-Solving Course Could Help Rebuild Trust in the US Military – Defense One

Let’s expand the Hacking 4 Defense program, which already helps hundreds of college students engage fruitfully with national-security problems.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/ideas/2023/03/how-problem-solving-course-could-help-rebuild-trust-us-military/384160/

Air Force Should Double Its B-21 Purchase Plans, Think Tank Says – Defense One | Maverick PC’s Take

Maverick Papi Chulo says,

You really only need 10 B-21s.

But Goose says it’s not a good idea

The service also needs to buy the stealth bombers more quickly, a new Mitchell Institute report says.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/threats/2023/03/think-tank-air-force-needs-225-b-21-bombers-more-double-its-current-plans/384121/

US Woos Other Nations for Military-AI Ethics Pact – Defense One | #AIethics? That’s not a thing…

State Department and Pentagon officials hope to illuminate a contrast between the United States and China on AI.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/technology/2023/02/us-woos-other-nations-military-ai-ethics-pact/383024/

Buy $NUGS on NASDAQ if you like #generational wealth

www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/02/10/85-year-harvard-study-found-the-secret-to-a-long-happy-and-successful-life.html

An Old Cowboy Apparently Didn’t Die… #VictorCastroll $AAPL $MOAT1 $MOAT2

Philip Elmer-Dewitt said he was a farmer. Then a cowboy.

He called De-Witt a PEDphile (explaining later that PED meant, “LOVERS OF PED”

Elon did the same thing.

Couple years later.

Chuck Yeager came before these douchebags

Bill? – You hung with Jeff. Then got the most incredible weekend/s with Jeff so decided, i’ve done such evil things. Let me balance it out.

Bill? – Same

Richard – Brit like a Boss. Fuck you, fuck you fuck you. i’m a virgin. no really. i’m really not trying to fuck you. (and stayed in his lane)

JEFF BOZO – ? Yeah. it’ll be ugly.

Obama – 💯

Joe – Ish

DJT – tried to do something amazing surrounded by idiots

Reagan – A man too gold looking that could was only awake 10 min a day. we called him take 1

Cárter – Farmer

etc etc

crazy men right.

till a cowboy showed up. and a raider. and the nfl, nba, fanatics etc.

This is what Victor Castrol claims to have done.

What he always does.

Castrol was born 10/21/1973 to a lovely family of immigrants. Only stories though.

Hitler decided to kill EVERYONE.

Curveball.

So division of labor shifted to where an economist was spurred by some construct. And everyone took a piece and something happened. Chips got shifted. Plates shifted.

But it was a Hell of a Party.

Like Hell’s Kitchen. Only bigger.

And hotter.

And everyone played nice.

Till something glitched.

WESTWORLD

except one thing.

it’s a show about nothing.

NOWHERE Sponsored by? You #guessed #it

Where were we?

Oh ye

REPORT: PANERAI ENTERING THE iWatch SPACE

If the news couldn’t be getting worse for Apple, Inc, here comes the real pain.

Apparently the unknown war taking place recently has been a war in luxury watch retailers. A nascent quiet little business, margins have skyrocketed and billions have been made increased valuations.

Enter PANERAI…

Sylvester Stallone. Tough guy. Pamela Anderson. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Avi Lerner. The Expendables.

What happened?

They became extendible.

Mazel Tov Avi Lerner.

But here comes PANERAI

2/13/23 – Beverly Hills to show us their future.

As they always say, Time will tell…

RIP Steve Jobs – 2/2/23 Second Obit

Steve Jobs has officially died.

Again.

The first human ever to officially die twice.

When a couple jerk-offs jerked each other off trying to get to Space, after his initial passing, Jobs spent his second life concentrating on the same thing he did in his first life.

Said Jobs in an earlier, “The addition of a second life doesn’t really affect how the person ultimately wanted to live life.”

Then he took another bong rip…

When Issacon was asked point blank, “how long is Steve Jobs posthumous runaway.”

I think he said 5 years tops.

Alas, yesterday, Apple’s result has shown us that the company is strategically bankrupt. From all angles.

In Apple’s case, a strangely rude Administration that Apple and Big Tech used to pussy ear.

Jobs delivered 10.

A first for Apple.

And Bug Tech.