#Citizens are #drinking Molotov #cocktails to forget about #Russians #citizens are #drinking #cocktails to #drown their #sorrow and #pain. #molotov is what got us into this in the #firstplace PS – Research where the Molotov cocktail was invented…
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Hammer $SQQQ
$QQQ will be ass tomorrow. Speaking of ass…
Want a #cybersecurity #penny?
Blue horseshoe loves $GFAI Put your best clients in it
Buy an #NFT…
$AAPL gonna break $150
$140s coming. $130s likely. Put me down for $137.21 low. Hold my beer…
Did this $BKNG dumbass just say people are gonna book early?
Wow. Dude. No one is booking.com anything. $PCLN
Buy this NFT…
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Shove $ETH.X here…
100 units. All in One reason All day…
Pretty Sure Papi Chulo Addressed This About $AAPL Last Year…
Rolled the tape. Keyword #ftcked
My burner phone,
has a burner phone…
We’re all #Narcissists…
to some degree. Everyone is throwing around the #label. I’ve personally #struggled with trying to define it because it’s such a #mindfuck. #Hallelujah! Apparently, last year, Dr, Burgemeester out of #Europe created the most concise definition, diagnosis and breakdown I’VE EVER #SEEN. Given the #sensation of #Euphoria on #HBO, #billieellish, #ye, #lanadelrey, #truthsocial, #maga, etContinue reading “We’re all #Narcissists…”
Just in time for EV charging…
Open Letter to Cathie Wood and $ARKK from 21.
Dear Cathie: Your past performance is full of shit. It was comprised of two elements. 1. You ran $TSLA like a bitch. Nice trade. 2. You ran on the coattails of Hwang who leveraged himself to huge performance. That’s not performance. That’s called chasing tail. You got lucky. 🍀 #NotreDame #highschool and myself are askingContinue reading “Open Letter to Cathie Wood and $ARKK from 21.”
“What we’ve got here is”
A REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH. It’s only happened since about 0 AD kids.
@EveBarlow is the reason
Jews can’t have nice things. She’s a self-proclaimed interrupter. She’s also a fucking idiot. A nd a one woman false flag/fag operation. Go home Eve. You’re dumb.
Source: $AAPL circling $PTON
Hearing 50’s… wants the delivery network as much as the Bike. Hmm…
$WYNN Has Bigger Problems.
Trust me.
UPDATED: 7:04am 21pst Our first joke / meme / whatever. Look inside.
Here’s a picture of clown bullshitting about things he doesn’t really know much about but tons of #APEs think $RBLX IS GOD’s GIFT TO MANKIND (MANNKIND). PS – Does he have a pedo vibe? Asking for a friend. Couple friends actually. If you must know, NY friends. Yeah, family offices, PE firms, hedge funds, WMF,Continue reading “UPDATED: 7:04am 21pst Our first joke / meme / whatever. Look inside.”
Coming Soon
Here’s a look at our first cover. Rumors are, it’s gunna be lit. Price will be free. It’ll de dropped at Malibu News Stand. Release date looking like 4/20/2022 at 4:20pm. Go figure. Anyway, let us know what you think.
Remove the following from your Memory.
It was a paid for piece We’ll give you the real later today. Subscribe to get the news the second we release OUR report in your email
Under New Management!
Just like your favorite Rub n Tug place, we’re UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT. Our Founder Victor Castrol retired. He calls himself a GOAT these days and says he like to graze on grass all day in Malibu with little town nannies. Adult supervision decided it was best to put that GOAT out to pasture. We didn’tContinue reading “Under New Management!”
$RBLX – C U Next Time…
Skilled Cat Enterprises initiates $VIAC. ‘23 Target Inside.
Kiss the Ring – The Godfather is Back Skilled Cat Enterprises initiates $VIAC / Paramount to one year target &42 (33% upside) and a Strong Buy. Our analyst Victor Castrol says, “In a town full of shit,, $ViAC / Paramount / Management are too legit to quit” Lastly, Skilled Cat Enterprises added the name toContinue reading “Skilled Cat Enterprises initiates $VIAC. ‘23 Target Inside.”
The Sun Just Set on the #METAVERSE “#EMPIRE” – 🎰🎰🎰
The #metaverse is dead. They would have seen it coming if they weren’t trying to augment #reality. What does #Ariana say? https://music.apple.com/us/album/thank-u-next/1450330588?i=1450330686 Anyway, if you saw the signs, you’d have saved a ton of money and STACKED THE FUCK UP MILLE TARTY STYLE. $FB $RBLX $META 🪦 PS – Fastest most expensive destruction of theContinue reading “The Sun Just Set on the #METAVERSE “#EMPIRE” – 🎰🎰🎰”
Time to $SHOP
BRADY…
RAMS WIN – Party starts tonight.
Zuck’s first phone call this morning is to this guy…
100% of the 20.9% increase in growth was attributed to #COVID19
RAIDERS – Key To the Game – Starts with a V….
Ends with iagara… Good thing a game doesn’t last more than four hours. — Read on http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2022/1/13/22882143/bart-scott-josh-allen-viagra-nfl-playoffs
Surveillance will follow us into ‘the metaverse,’ and our bodies could be its new data source
Virtual reality headsets learn more about you than traditional screens. That could be good news for creepy companies. — Read on http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/surveillance-will-follow-us-into-e2-80-98the-metaverse-e2-80-99-and-our-bodies-could-be-its-new-data-source/ar-AASJWht PC Take: Holy Fuck $FB $AAPL
Cannabis compounds stopped COVID virus from infecting human cells in lab study | Fortune
In the study, the compounds bound to spike proteins found on the virus and blocked a step the pathogen uses to infect people. — Read on fortune.com/2022/01/12/cannabis-compounds-stop-covid-virus-infecting-human-cells-lab-study/ THEREFORE, SMOKE SOME WEED. $NUGS
UPDATED: SAG Awards Shock SNUB Spielberg’s “West Side Story” for Best Ensemble, Love Gaga and “Gucci,” Send Back “Pizza” | Showbiz411
UPDATED: SAG Awards Shock SNUB Spielberg’s “West Side Story” for Best Ensemble, Love Gaga and “Gucci,” Send Back “Pizza” | Showbiz411 — Read on http://www.showbiz411.com/2022/01/12/updating-live-sag-noms
BREAKING NEWS: re $AAPL
Apple will miss current revenue estimates. You heard it here first. PS – Tick tock.
10 #racks a day,
Keeps the haters away…
Wanna see what the future of $AAPL looks like?
Today: Tomorrow: Will value unlock? Yes Will it be bumpy? Yes Strap in…
It was a good day…
My photoshop skills are really getting good.
$TTWO changes corporate name…
Effective today, 1/10/22, Take-Two Interactive to Take Twenty-Two. Great buy down here.
Holy $SQQQ Batman!
One thing Tesla learned from Apple | 🤣🤣🤣
From Jack Ewing’s “Why Tesla Soared as Other Automakers Struggled to Make Cars” on the front page of Sunday’s New York Times. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/01/09/apple-tesla-supply-chain/ Papi Chulo Take: One thing? 🤣🤣🤣. $AAPL #DNA is all over @elonmusk, $TSLA and @spacex.
Mark Gurman: Silly $AAPL Analyst. Dude gets paid stacks for this “research”
“What should we expect? Probably a new iPhone SE, at least.” — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/01/09/apple-gurman-march-april/ 21 Take: Could be June, possibly July, outside chance there’s an event in August but there will definitely be one in September. Um, can an IB please send me a job application? I’d like to make 600k a year creatingContinue reading “Mark Gurman: Silly $AAPL Analyst. Dude gets paid stacks for this “research””
Go opposite anything this Twitter account says…
What we have here is called…
Market rotation. Once you figure that out, you’ll be able to get a better view of what’s coming next week. I happen to know. I’m setting up a substack so that you can find out if you’re so inclined. Subscribe to the blog to get updates.
It’s no fun when the rabbit gets the gun…
21 said $21 yesterday on $AMC
It was a good day…
21 thinks $AMC is going to $21…
And then $108…
Evercore: Apple’s App Store grew 9% in Dec., slowest in 10 years | Uncle PED
“It is important to note that App Store revenue was still up 20% for the year.” — Analyst Amit Daryanani — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/01/04/apple-app-store-bubblewrap/
Historic Sell-Off is Possible?
link.cnbc.com/public/26243037 Thanks Captain Obvious!
1150 tomorrow? 1200?…
Sports Data…
Mark Gurman: Here’s what Apple has in store for ’22 | Uncle PED
From Gurman’s “Power On” newsletter, posted Sunday to Bloomberg.com subscribers. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/01/02/apple-gurman-2022-preview/ Papi Chulo Take: Tell me what $AAPL is going to do. Everyone already knows what Inc is going to do.
Eve Jobs, all grown up | Philip Elmer‑DeWitt
From CNBC’s “Meet Eve Jobs, Steve Jobs’ 23-year-old daughter” [updated]. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/01/02/eve-jobs-all-grown-up/ Papi Chulo Take: goddamn PED is thirsty. And cringe. $AAPL
Thank You $PTON
http://www.wsj.com/articles/inside-a-year-at-peloton-from-pandemic-winner-to-hbo-punchline-11640952004 Thanks for all the gains this year. 🚲
🤣🤣🤣
Hammer $SQQQ Feb ITM 5c…
Your welcome
Papi Chulo’s Huge $AAPL early ‘22 PREDICTION…
First, a word from PED about this upcoming week for $AAPL. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2021/12/26/apple-trading-strategies-12-27-21/ Papi Chulo Take: what Josh Brown said on Wednesday has NO RELEVANCE TO $AAPL cause the hammer in the stock poo-poohed it Friday. Papi Chulo HUGE PREDICTION: On Jan 3, 2022 at 5:30am PST, $AAPL will inform the market andContinue reading “Papi Chulo’s Huge $AAPL early ‘22 PREDICTION…”
In Tinder vs. Apple, Rotterdam swipes left | Philip Elmer‑DeWitt
From Reuters’ “Apple’s App Store broke competition laws, Dutch watchdog says” posted Friday. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2021/12/25/apple-tinder-rotterdam/ Papi Chulo Take: oh oh. See you lower.
U.S. lacks the cash to sue Apple & Google. For now. | Philip Elmer‑DeWitt
From Leah Nylen’s “Potential DOJ suits against Apple and Google delayed amid budget woes” posted Thursday on Politico. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2021/12/24/apple-google-antitrust-cash/ Wow. What a load of horse shit.
Merry New Year!
Love ya Amy…
From the desk of Liberty Veritas: “Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it”
Let’s start this by giving credit to Edmund Burke who is credited with the above quote. After all, we don’t want to be mistaken for ROBINETTE and be accused of plagiarism. With that said… Congressional democrats seem to have a selective memory and refuse to learn from history. The last two Democrat POTUS’ (Obama &Continue reading “From the desk of Liberty Veritas: “Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it””
Last $AAPL Analyst Question Was Best.
He threw heat. Curveballs. Tim whiffed. Why would you lower prices into a chip shortage if you aren’t trying to flex demand? Also, you basically don’t want to share with us that Apple TV+ is a marketing platform and money pit.
$AAPL Tim Cook avoiding all Questions about…
iPhone demand and mix. Apple used to give demand updates with data two weeks into a quarter and/or launch. Today, he’s 30 days into iPhone 13 launch and he couched behind the phone only being available for 30 days. Something in the water does not compute.
Too early to talk about iPhone 13 demand? 30 days?
Bingo. There’s the money shot Tim… $AAPL
$AAPL Analyst Round-up…
You guys are clueless. Highest priced softball pitcher / spreadsheet builders in the World. Congrats!
If you don’t believe the $AAPL miss is demand related…
$AAPL in trouble. $AMZN in trouble.
Economy in trouble. Look out below…
$FB is like totally a dead cat bounce.
Nobody trusts Fuckerberg in the real world. The fuck makes you think we’re gonna trust you virtually. GTFOH. See you in the 2’s…
#META? 🤣🤣🤣 $FB
Wow. That Explains A Lot
From the Desk of Liberty Veritas…
What If? During the Virginia gubernatorial debate, democrat candidate Terry McAuliffe said “I don’t think parents should tell schools what they teach children.” That dangerous position is held by many on the left and they systematically trying to remove parents from any involvement in their own kids education and healthcare. But, What If… What ifContinue reading “From the Desk of Liberty Veritas…”
Put a Fork in Tech.
It’s done.
MICA of the Day
Major Reversal on $TSLA.
Look out below. Low 900s coming.
$FB two handle coming right up
Riding Dirty…
🤦🏽♂️🙈🤦🏽🤦♀️
Please Tell Qatar We’re Still Explaining What Drones Are to #RoboJoe
http://www.wsj.com/articles/qatar-voices-frustration-over-u-s-response-to-request-to-buy-drones-11635052841 We expect him to understand after mid-terms 2022. Sorry for the delay.
#Shocker. We’re All Degens…
🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑
Front-Running? You Don’t Say…
Best Joke I’ve Heard Today. Thanks WSJ!
Facebook’s Internal Chat Boards Show Politics Often at Center of Decision Making – WSJ
In hot debates, employees and management spar over allegations content rules aren’t enforced for Breitbart and other right-wing publishers for fear of public blowback. Other internal documents show management expresses wariness of appearing biased. In response, Facebook says it enforces its rules equally and doesn’t consider politics in its decisions. — Read on http://www.wsj.com/articles/facebook-politics-decision-making-documents-11635100195 PCContinue reading “Facebook’s Internal Chat Boards Show Politics Often at Center of Decision Making – WSJ”
They Should Know…
‘Buckle your seatbelts’ because earnings will disappoint: Art Hogan
National Securities’ Art Hogan believes a storm of disappointing corporate guidance and missed revenue targets is ahead. — Read on http://www.cnbc.com/2021/10/24/buckle-your-seatbelts-because-earnings-will-disappoint-art-hogan-.html PC Take – $SQQQ. When Perma Bull Art Hogan says “buckle up”, buckle up.
And you wonder why the Socialist State of California is so fvcked?
We’re a Sanctuary State for border crossers. We’re a Sanctuary State for homeless. And now, we’re a Sanctuary State for dope addicts. And people wonder why the population is dropping and people are shipping out? California needs a Republican Governor. I’m thinking of throwing my hat in the Ring. Enough is enough. It’s getting OldContinue reading “And you wonder why the Socialist State of California is so fvcked?”
This Weekend’s Fashion Vibe…
Sail away or roadrunner? #onepockets
MICA of the Week
Katy Huberty has raised her Apple 2022 estimates | Philip Elmer‑DeWitt
But with investors focused on December quarter iPhone sales, she doesn’t expect September’s earnings to move the stock. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2021/10/22/apple-huberty-guidance-q1-2022/
WTF? #Hollywood is Killing These Days #alecbaldwin
If $DWAC isn’t a sign of a market top…
You’re doing it wrong.
Happy Birthday to me…
Mossad’s New Boss is a Gadget-Loving Killing Machine – by Jonathan Broder – SpyTalk
David Barnea warned Iran the “long arm of Mossad” isn’t finished with it. — Read on http://www.spytalk.co/p/mossads-new-boss-is-a-gadget-loving ב״ה
Wow. Trump is busy.
http://www.cnbc.com/2021/10/20/trump-announces-social-media-platform-launch-plan-spac-deal.html Social platform and a SPAC. All he’s missing is a NFT. NFT – #NotForTrump?
#1inch yo
BTO $CSX Jan ‘22c 35c small.
Choo choo 🚂
#1inch mooning…
#LFG
$NFLX – Obviosuly Priced In…
Evercore: Chinese iPhone shipments fell 32% y/y in September, but… | Papi Chulo
“September represents what should prove to be a momentary period of quiet ahead of robust demand for the iPhone 13 lineup.” — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2021/10/19/apple-evercore-chinese-pause-september/ PC Take: This news coupled with underwhelming Chinese GDP growth are two things to keep on eye on. Given low reason to upgrade to iPhone 13 and general economic drift,Continue reading “Evercore: Chinese iPhone shipments fell 32% y/y in September, but… | Papi Chulo”
Long $SQQQ 1/21/22 here…
It’s Monday…
Buy $MNDY See you at $500. Quick…
