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LV Op-Ed
GM Y’ALL For the record I am a limited pro choice man.With that out of the way here are some truths the lunatics on the left will not admit. The people who are losing their minds by falsely claiming that the SCOTUS just banned abortion are the same people who rigged the 2020 election, pushedContinue reading “LV Op-Ed”
How To Evade the #sex #cancelled #woke #trap – $DIS
Fuck the person before the job starts
Curious: Is Vatican City in #NATO
PS – The Pope should keep altar boys out of his mouth.
The Worst #KETAMINE clinic in #LA
Stay tuned #specialk
Clean Uranus
Royal AF* incoming. https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2019/01/22/why-is-uranus-the-only-planet-without-interesting-features-on-it/amp/ PS – current usage of AF is ASS FUCKING
Our NFL Draft Pass/Fail, By Team
Our NFL Draft Pass/Fail, By Team — Read on http://www.runyourpool.com/blog/our-nfl-draft-grades-by-team/
The Game is Afoot… $DKNG $Wynn #sportsbet #bettor or #better
This is HUGE…
Allegedly #NFTs are #DEAD
And then this happens: Lots of NFTs are worthless. But NFTs are far from dead.
Hey @neekscorrea #GETFVCKED. Tomorrow Morning Will Be… #MOARP
The Mother of ALL Rug Pulls 50 bp incoming. Incoming as in 5:30 – 6am PST. Tell me you’re not Neeksing this… $SQQQ FTW
Not Quite Sure Why $NFLX is Still in #FAANG SO….
This article title should read: Proper headline should read, “If You’re Going to Own One #FAAG Comment below on which #FAAG you’d like to own. 🔽🔽🔽
The Universe Wanted this Presented So Here Goes:
It was sent to me by someone that wanted me to broadcast it and remain confidential. Comment below if you find value from it: Book 18 – Chapter 6 – “Snake Bite” Editor’s Note – on second thought, I need to read this through fully before posting. Please hold
My Surfers vs Traders piece…
Search the blog for surfers vs traders. Read up. Good luck.
If you like $SPY #money and #SPIESLIKEUS…
$AAPL #FinTech #deepdive
#tldr – it’s a wading pool with a koi fish. Or two.
OPEN LETTER TO MARK DAVIS AND #RAIDERS: #CASHMEOUTSIDE
Dear Mr Davis: It is with great sadness I write this letter today. I wish you the best and I thank you for 36 amazing years. With Alacrity, 21
BREAKING NEWS: #China to stop producing all $AAPL products. Here’s why 🔽🔽🔽
In an abundance of caution, China has decided to stop all Apple manufacturing to ensure that the COVID-23 currently being developed in Wuhan isn’t transmitable via AirDrop. Or Bluetooth. And WI-FI. It’s part of their Zero COVID Policy. Further, they ordered Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing ($TSM) to halt production as well. Lastly, China told Mexico toContinue reading “BREAKING NEWS: #China to stop producing all $AAPL products. Here’s why 🔽🔽🔽”
Introducing: The Godfather
#NFSW FROM #AL: And that #kids is called #MOARP. #MOASS #Coming Soon $GME $AMC
Mother of All Rug Pulls. – #MOARP Y’all got #played Y’all got #rugpulled PS – Good News – More mothers coming soon. Bad News – They gonna be mothafuckas for some MoThAfUcKa$ Love, Ana.Lorde
Press $AAPL PUTS UP TO 20u
Say good night Gracie Good night Gracie…
#PapiChulo Says: #NoCap, #RAIDERS #Better say “NO to Kap”
Papi Chulo Predction: RAIDERS sign him. And the misses the cut.
Trade Update: Press the $AAPL #puts
From this am. Add another 5u here into close.
BREAKING NEWS: #RAIDERS DROP A #BOMBSHELL
Looks like The RAIDER Way is going back Tom Flores and Gruden 1.0. Men earned their startling time. Ferrell, Jacobs and Abrams playing for a contract next year.
Update: $AAPL #OGs Still #Crushing.
They’re still crushing but from what we’re hearing, Victor Castrol has now lost at least a million on yesterday’s bravado. Bravo Tello. Buon Giorno Luca #bornandstayed
This, not #CIS is why $DIS is getting #dissed. See if you can figure it out inside.
$AAPL Hammer These!
1u market
“It’s Where You Take It From There”
#CPTHC
And Now Let’s Say Our Daily Morning Prayer – led by James the Homeless Comediam. THC for short.
BREAKING NEWS: $AAPL Sleuths Continue Crushing
Twelve years ago, two wild and crazy guys came up with a scheme to figure how many iPads Apple would sell at introduction. https://www.businessinsider.com/apple-sells-an-estimated-74000-ipads-in-the-first-four-and-half-hours-2010-3?amp They decided to build a community data agg model and reverse engineered Apple’s ordering system. Their results were amazingly accurate and it caused Apple to randomize and make other changes. Well,Continue reading “BREAKING NEWS: $AAPL Sleuths Continue Crushing”
To the Víctor Comes the Spoils…
🎰 🎤 ⏬
Was that an Earthquake?
Or is my anus puckering?
$AAPL – It’s gonna be a good day
Imma pre-smoke, pre-earnings got I got 2.8 it touches 145 tomorrow
Got 2.8m on $AAPL Puts…
Listen to track in TIDAL – Ice Cube: It Was A Good Day https://tidal.com/track/44569768
$AAPL #Trade – Your Welcome Part Deux
FULL PORT
Pink Panther: Prominent LA Ketamine Clinic Being Investigated for Street Sales.
Story breaking 5/1/22.
Your welcome – $AAPL
Huge $AAPL #Revenue #Guidance Clue Given.
As reported by PED 3.0 today, Apple, Inc. Is leaving many Genius positions left infilled. This portends many things and none of them good. POSSIBILITIES 1. No demand for Geniuses – NEGATIVE 2. No supply of Geniuses – NEGATIVE OUTCOME Steve Jobs famously created the Genius position to be the Brand Ambassador of andContinue reading “Huge $AAPL #Revenue #Guidance Clue Given.”
Republican National Convention gets pranked.
#NFLDRAFT: REACH FOR THIS TIGHT END
There’s a tight end who’s looking mid to high single digit that’s being severely undervalued. He’s projected to go early 4th round to late 5th. We’d take him as a late second. Let’s see where he goes and what he does.
SOURCE: SEC “MAY” HOLD UP MUSK PURCHASE OF $TWTR
Hearing sources starting to chirp that the deal might not be green. Apparently, the SEC is considering filing a motion to place a hold on the purchase given that Musk initiated the takeover with an unfiled required 13-F. The fat lady isn’t singing yet. But the pregnant one is: More details to follow.
Introducing #COVID23
This time it’s totally manipulated. But we’ll it anyway. Cause we can. When will the ROW figure out the the Shangai Lockdown is actually corporate warfare.
“Be careful, this market really could rally” says Analyst
“I’m just kidding. It’s dead”
$AAPL VP ADMITS UPCOMING iPhone SUPPLY SHORTAGE – VIDEO CLIP INSIDE…
https://youtu.be/9p_FzRW_Vv4 21 Take – Look out below.
This is what one Institutional is trying to do to many other Institutionals in $GME
media4.giphy.com/media/uTOsVeOaD7OjC/giphy.gif This thing is going higher. Way higher…
Rare $AAPL outage makes news ahead of WH #cyberattack warning | Papi Chulo’s Take inside. #russianukrainewar
From “Apple Is Back Online After Several Services Including App Store, iTunes, Podcasts Suffer Outage” in Tuesday’s Wall Street Journal. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/03/22/apple-outage-cyberattack-warning/ PC Take: This was a warning shot and they decided to start at one of the most impenetrable companies. Expect a major attack to occur this week targeting a domestic oilContinue reading “Rare $AAPL outage makes news ahead of WH #cyberattack warning | Papi Chulo’s Take inside. #russianukrainewar”
Roh Roh #iPhone sales #fell in #China last month, $AAPL more slowly than the rest | Philip Elmer‑DeWitt
From a note to Evercore clients by Amit Daryanani that landed on my desktop Monday. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/03/21/apple-iphone-china-falling/ PC Take: look out below
Bargaining over West Coast ports labor pact puts retailers on edge – FreightWaves
The port chaos cocktail: Mix 12 months of container bottlenecks with contentious contract talks for dockworkers. — Read on http://www.freightwaves.com/news/bargaining-over-west-coast-ports-labor-pact-puts-retailers-on-edge/amp PC Take: It’s coming. 7/1/22
Oh oh…
Real Fucking $TSLA Genius
youtube.com/watch
If you’re buying this market,
I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
#onlyfans Eden is a #whitegirl, people think she’s #honey,
A real estate investor, that makes a lot of money onlyfans.com/edensgard3n
Oh boy….
Sources – #LasVegas #Raiders reach deal with pass-rusher #probowl Chandler Jones, #trade Yannick Ngakoue to Indianapolis Colts
The Raiders have reached agreement on a deal with pass-rusher Chandler Jones and are trading Yannick Ngakoue to the Colts, sources told ESPN. — Read on http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33519163/source-las-vegas-raiders-reach-deal-pass-rusher-chandler-jones
21’s First Meme NFT now avail… # blind
Check out my NFT! http://www.instagram/tradervic Shared via MetaMask.io #colorblind
Oh, the irony is killing me…
Sell ATM to open on all tech…
Expiring this week. $AAPL, $NVDA, $EVERYTHING UP TODAY Rug pull coming right up.
I’m putting up #100million to host #Ye #vs #PeteDavidson
The Fight of the Century. https://brobible.com/sports/article/jake-paul-kanye-west-pete-davidson-boxing/?fbclid=IwAR3b60sYz4iWaa6OPVLqetX8mVSyZ8yF81hEH7Y_YqqvzucB_gpVhfEfiyE Joke Paul is underpaying for this fight. So, I’ll step up with a more realistic offer. *#rublestho
GDAMN THIS is TIGHT #AF #AF1 #crypto 🔥 #takeoff
Listen to track in TIDAL – Takeoff, Rich The Kid: Crypto https://tidal.com/track/219764550
@FBI and @FCC, Looks like some motherfucker doesn’t know…
This is a federal crime. #6692183205 Impersonating a Caller ID. Not a #smoothcriminal
Gerstner needs to check his #Altimeter
$RBLX? $SNOW? Dude is Cathie Wooding. The altimeter is at ZERO PS – The hair piece makes Einhorn’s look passable. JHC…
$GFAI #runnin like #21savage
$2.10 this week…
$AAPL’s greatest product in the last 5 years is…
$AAPL Luca Maestri is a Mastro. The greatest engineering they’ve done is financial. The majority of Apple’s EOS growth over the past 5 years has come from share buybacks. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
100 dimes. Wow…
Wow. #TomBrady is back
You Really Want a #NoFlyZone? #russiaukrainewar
Want to put U.S. or allied aircraft over Ukraine? Answer these questions first. — Read on http://www.defenseone.com/ideas/2022/03/no-fly-zone-test/363099/
And now, the dopest drop ever… #MALIBUHILLS
I’m blessed, humbled and honored to open 3League’s latest track, Malibu Hills. Check it out here: https://tidal.com/track/220424994 And check out The Future Leagues playlist here: https://tidal.com/playlist/b690de13-96f0-44bc-bfef-58e13226978f We’re on Twitch daily at http://www.Twitch.TV/TheFutureLeagues. Give us a follow and check out our daily NBA and NHL schedule.
The Stupidest Shit Ever #kyrie #covid…
sports.yahoo.com/kyrie-irving-attends-nets-knicks-game-still-unable-to-play-due-to-nyc-vaccine-mandate-180555216.html
New #COVID #VARIANT is here. @cdc #stealth
https://www.nytimes.com/article/omicron-variant-ba2.html?smid=url-share Perfect time to stop the mask mandate.
The top 50 most reviewed restaurants and eateries on $Yelp | #Yelp – Official Blog
The top 50 most reviewed restaurants and eateries on Yelp | Yelp – Official Blog — Read on blog.yelp.com/community/the-top-50-most-reviewed-restaurants-and-eateries-on-yelp/
21 said it. 84 confirmed. $AAPL is going to…
The 140s Next week… Load puts.
Remember that penny? $GFAI #GG #Gucci
Hey @topshot. This is way too complicated for #boomers. Elevate Your Game With This Flash Challenge
Raise your Flash Challenge game tonight. — Read on blog.nbatopshot.com/posts/flash-challenge-raising-the-bar
#SHOCKER – @POTUS Stands with Ukraine. Not behind it tho…
http://www.wsj.com/articles/mig-combat-jets-spark-squabble-within-nato-over-helping-ukraine-11646854872 PC Take: The US is handcuffed. We can’t do anything except false threats. And Putin knows this. PPC Take: Moldova should hire Anthony Fauci to fast track NATO status. The Fauc ain’t busy. And he’s good with fast tracking bullshit.
The #ScoutWick formerly known as a #PhantomTrade $NVDA
Basically, we’re heading back to $215
#HunterBiden is the #NavySeal of #Druggies. He was banned from #ChateauMarmont for ‘#drug use’
LOS ANGELES — Hunter Biden was banned from the legendary celebrity hangout Chateau Marmont because of “drug use,” and the then-soon-to-be first son had to send someone to retrieve his personal belongings still on the property, according to texts from his laptop. — Read on news.yahoo.com/hunter-biden-banned-chateau-marmont-184400852.html PC Take: Getting banned from Chateau Marmont, where manyContinue reading “#HunterBiden is the #NavySeal of #Druggies. He was banned from #ChateauMarmont for ‘#drug use’”
Jesús. John Elway IS THE TOWN DRUNK…
As a RAIDERS fan, we thank you John. You’re taking the Donkeys in the drink with you. That deal basically ended this decade for y’all. Nice work!
Short $BMBL to 0…
The Shield is in Big Trouble
sports.yahoo.com/after-stephen-ross-tanking-allegations-calvin-ridleys-gambling-suspension-illustrates-troubling-problem-for-nfl-003608867.html
Headline should read: US LAWMAKERS DEBATING ##WW3. US officials, lawmakers debate no-fly zone over Ukraine | TheHill
— Read on thehill.com/homenews/sunday-talk-shows/597069-us-officials-lawmakers-debate-no-fly-zone-over-ukraine Quit the farce. #PutinIsntPlaying Why don’t you stop purchasing Russian oil you hypocritical morons?
#HarveyWeinstein busted for smuggling #MilkDuds into #LAjail – New York Daily News
A search of the imprisoned Oscar-winning producer uncovered a stash of Milk Duds after a Los Angeles meeting with his attorney in a jail medical facility in downtown Los Angeles, according to a report Thursday by Variety. — Read on http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-harvey-weinstein-milk-duds-los-angeles-jail-20220304-3q3iyp6ebjhmzfddr7lr2ys3aq-story.html
I’m going out on a limb… #jelaniwoods
One of these three will earn a gold jacket and HOF Odds on #3
Liberty Veritas shoots and scores with his first meme
How the WOKE negotiate… #AOC gets down on #bendedknee to see the end of #WorldWar3. She obviously learned a lot from Kamala. Vlad said “Nyet”. He wants #Kiev and #BlackSea #10s only. – LV
21’s Bag for Sale…
Check out this item on OfferUp. https://offerup.co/TUa2jUza8nb #louisvuitton #forsale #calabasas #kobebasas #ghettobasas #91302 #offerup #boughtmeabagtoday
25 year Anniversary of Greatest Bank Robbery Attempt. Ever…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Hollywood_shootout God Bless the #LAPD and all First Responders. Thankfully, this event prompted law enforcement departments nationwide to upgrade weapons, systems and #tactical response.
3/3/22
It’s a two pair kinda day
Papi Chulo loves Chief Mountain…
And Tim Cook loves it even more. $AAPL WILL BUY $PARA with a 6 or 7 handle before 2024. Possibly 8 handle if he keeps waiting. Put your best clients in it.
Bull Trap in Full Effect…
Thanks Jerome.
If you don’t like money…
Buy this market. If you do like money, STAY THE FUCK AWAY.
Here we go. Brady coming to Vegas baby…
heavycom.cmail19.com/t/t-l-qcsiy-yhtiyhdrv-y/ Let’s GO!!!
Tried to warn y’all…
I’m only up this today. #serendipitous $SQQQ
People still don’t listen to…
Papi Chulo. 4% in an hour. What is that annualised?
I just became a #millionaire
in #Russia All it takes is $11,000 You can be a #russianmillionaire too No wonder they have so many billionaires. It only takes $11 million #US to be an #Oligarch
C’mon $IBKR
This is $HOOD shit. If I want to buy Ruble, let me buy #Russian #RUBLE
Don’t buy the hype…
$SQQQ
Hammer Ruble here.
The Russians are coming. The Ruble isn’t going anywhere. BOGÓ sale. 50% off.
Release the Hounds…
Load the $SQQQ. Buy equity and April ATM.
Papi Chulo isn’t buying this rally…
The fun is only about to begun in Ukraine. Lower we go… $SQQQ
Take the $GFAI here
Conflict? #RussianUkraineWar
Anyone that calls this a conflict, invasion or anything other than War is one thing: A FUCKING MORON Starting with Ted Lieu. He should drop the u from the end of his name and just be Ted Lie. That’s all he does. Fuck you Ted Lieu. That’s Papi Chulo’s Review…
Who wants to bet this touches $1 Monday?
Not that I’m a gambling man. https://youtu.be/iBZBU7SHHSo
