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Valcent initiates $DIS with Sell rating – Target $80
Research to follow.
Valcent initiates $SURF with Strong Buy – Target $30 – Our best global idea…
Valcent initiates $PLAY with Strong Sell / BK – Target $3 or cash levels.
Who the fuck would touch a arcade game stick or eat shitty food? See you in BK…
Ass break. Busy morning…
Valcent initiates $AMZN with Strong Buy – Target $3000
Valcent initiates $PASS with Strong Buy – Target $20
Valcent initiates $SQQQ with Strong Buy – Target $20
Valcent initiates $UVXY with Strong Buy – Target $100
Eom
Valcent initiates $MRNA with Strong Sell rating – target $1.00
Research to follow.
Valcent initiates $ZM with Strong Buy rating and $225 target.
News to follow. Buy rating initiated on three themes. 1. COVID-19 2. Coronavirus 3. COVID-20
Happy Birthday Hitler!
Associate of the Day.
Forgot about this…
I’m hearing…
$GPRO gets taken out by 5/1. Suitor will shock you…
Ride about now is a good time for PAWG…
I’m hired!
Degens gonna be degens…
Rod Hall sell edition?
Well, since Rod Hall copied me, should be called the Victor Castrol “sell” edition.
Roh roh: China might be responsible. Look out below…
Futures opening in 18 min.
Taking guesses.
700hp Tuscan Turbo S can’t shake a 350hp Dodge Charger
smoking PORSCHE Taycan Turbo S
video coming View this post on Instagram #porsche #taycan #turbos #dodgecharger guess which #charger i’m driving to be able to keep up with the vaunted #taycanturbos winner gets a prize. share and comment your answer. winner announced tomorrow. oh. btw he later got taken down for #reckless #recklessdriving A post shared by 46 (@vctwentyone) onContinue reading “smoking PORSCHE Taycan Turbo S”
gm fam
The Perfect COVID19 Weekend Portfolio
R & R & BATTLESCARS
Have a great weekend.
Luke Wood got Forestalled…
Why? Download TIDAL this weekend. You’ll see…
DUMBASS $AAPL PEDPHILES..
Quit posting on message boards and buy puts We’ve got a line on $250 by 5/1. It’s even money…
Short $mrna here. Puts and all… eom
Press puts into close… eom
Speaking of tits…
Racks on racks on racks this weekend. Stay tuned…
P!NK Is fucking tits…
Buy 2022 300p here $aapl
yw
Random thoughts. meet CCW…
Is Rachel Starr the 🐐 cause of dat ass?
Rod Hall is my bestie
Not cool that he stole my research report. Read his report here https://www.ped30.com/2020/04/17/apple-downgrade-goldman-sachs/ and then compare it with my report here https://atomic-temporary-166903643.wpcomstaging.com/2020/04/14/valcents-victor-castroll-trims-aapl-to-199-from-240/ Really amazing when Goldman Sachs is plagiarizing me… But I’m cool with that. We’re both right. The million dollar question is, “does it hit 300 first” cause I’ve got a dinner bet withContinue reading “Rod Hall is my bestie”
The GOAT House…
If you really believe this 5/1 Plan…
You have no idea how the game is played. We’re pricing the 5/1 Plan at about 18%. 11/2 Not gonna happen… That’s right.
Rumors of my demise…
Good morning $AAPL
My name is still Fuck You… Your welcome
Introducing James, the homeless comedian, aka ThC, aka homeless Godfather of LA, aka Wizard of Western…
Daily prayer of gratitude. Take it away James. James is the motherfucking epitome of California Love. NY may have grit. But we got gratitude. From legends who for a wrong left or a quick right found themselves on the street. And the number in CA is 50k. Think about James if / when you haveContinue reading “Introducing James, the homeless comedian, aka ThC, aka homeless Godfather of LA, aka Wizard of Western…”
LA is ground zero 2.0
It’s coming…
COVID-19 – LA, you’re next
Wanna see what a stay at home order looks like in LA? Gavin won’t be dogging this much longer. Even money the National Guard provides “assistance” by this weekend out here in CA and LA specifically. 😦
It was a good day…
Beach time….
It was a good day…
Beach time….
BREAKING NEWS: sniffing TIDAL, others…
Story continuously updating My take: California love coming full circle…
Internship Program
Email victor@micabear.com QUICK…
My name?
Still Fuck You. That’s my name…
Premarket: Apple is dead (eom)
If you woke up with this, what’s the first thing you’d do???
June quarter guidance? 😂😂😂 try guidance for the rest of CY ‘20…
Don’t expect guidance to return till 2021. At best…
My phone is blowing up this am re: my trim…
I just want to confirm that my account was not hacked. $AAPL has a 1 handle before a 3 handle. Wanna bet? Or wanna butt?
Valcent’s Victor Castroll trims $AAPL to $199 from $240.
Victor Castroll will be the first one to tell you he’s one of the greatest non-discretionary private prop traders of the 21st century. Thanks in large part to “questionable” trades in $AAPL. Like his fellow cohort, Andy Zaky. Well, Castroll is getting it right recently. He told blog readers at http://www.micabear.com that would touchContinue reading “Valcent’s Victor Castroll trims $AAPL to $199 from $240.”
Don’t BTMFD… 🇺🇸
And if you do, sell it quick. Like EOD… Your Welcome…..
📣 📣 PEDPHILES LOVE GREEN
micabear.com/2020/02/19/semenal-post-💦-if-your-a-long-term-aapl-shareholder-with-your-net-worth-in-the-stock-and/ This post from last month would have saved your ass. Your welcome.
What happened to the BTMFD crowd?
They got fucked in the ass like this poor dog.
This is what my son thinks of this market.
Wanna see what a sad, butt hurt Jew hating $AAPL shareholder looks like?
Take a look… Take a look… PS – Arizona Department of Housing is gonna be interested as well. You probably redline so much, that’s your new nickname. Plus, $AAPL gonna be redlining lots right here.
Remember this?
Apple is fucked. look out BELOW. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Almost perfect reverse head and shoulders. Apple double-topped at 327. Taking into consideration measured moves, the probability of $240 / 250 is very likely and $225 – 230 is now in play. Look out below…
I’m the 🐐…
I tried telling you. Now you see. I’ve opened the playbook and handicapped this like I have a crystal ball. NEWSFLASH: I have two crystal balls. In fact, they call me GOAT BALLS 🐐 🌚 🌚
see you at $250
IMHO, FY warning coming up…
Sell here…
FED creates DEADER CAT BOUNCE
$AAPL was late on 5G before drinking Coronas.
There is no chance in hell it’s gonna make a 5G iPhone this year IMHO. Ives is wrong again.
Um PED, yesterday probably *was* the $AAPL dead cat bounce.
One day only.
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Buy $FCAU on BULLSHIT analyst report.
Let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks just yet…
This might be a dead cat bounce. Further, this isn’t a BTMD situation. This is gonna take some time to resolve.
Key to trading this market:
Relative strength. Look for names that are holding up well. I’ve got a couple…
REMINDER LA: WATER WILL FALL FROM THE SKY TODAY…
It’s called rain. Won’t last long. Don’t let it ruin your day.
Ladies: send your high-waist jeans…
To the thrift shop. Not a good look. The high waisted era can’t end soon enough. Bring on the highly wasted…
CALL 911…
TGIFF…
friday final port update.
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dear Philip Elmer and $AAPL. i’m sorry.
sorry
my name? still fuck you..
buying $AAPL here
thanks for playing
my name again? still fuck you. up 3.5% today. you? financially raped in $AAPL
my name? still fuck you…
yeah. 100 itm $SQQQ 1/15/21 calls. fuck you profit.
still looking for our first ms mica bear 2/20
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it’s free $PASS financial quarter…
the dog ate everyone’s homework. this COVID gives ALL companies an excuse. you’d be a fool to not take the bait and say the dog ate your homework. how do you profit off this? $PASS…
US RECESSION VIRTUALLY GUARANTEED
back in the 4Q of last year, we priced the possibility of a recession in the US higher than the Street. MUCH HIGHER. well, as Chick Hearn used to say, “better to be lucky than good.” given covid-19, a US recession is virtually guaranteed and at this point, once can only hope we don’t enterContinue reading “US RECESSION VIRTUALLY GUARANTEED”
first day i own a dodge and it’s already paying off…
$FCAU up 4.5% sorry PORSCHE. there is a substitute…
Even money FTC moves on in 2020
Apple is restricting competition so nefariously in its ecosystem in areas it sucks ass in. Just a question of time until FTC wants to slap dat ass..
every seen a dead cat bounce?
stay woke… see you red later today…
it’s a train…
that’s not light at the end of the tunnel. IT’S A TRAIN…
why is wall street confused about $DIS parks CEO hire? cause the street is stoopid…
easy to ‘cap what’s happening. duh… $DIS went to parks and Iger has to retire because $AAPL is about to announce a purchase of $DIS non-parks business. duh…
you bitches are crying
i’m buying cars.
PEDPHILES GETTING ANALLY RAPED. NEWS AT 11pm
Market was trading like COVID-19 was cured this AM
It’s not.
Yesterday final – a good day.
PED30 Lawsuit Countdown Clock…
Attorneys are being called today. Expect the first suit to hit this week. My take: he’s fucked… Shame
Apple ($AAPL) trying to fuck the shorts using an illegal manuever…
My name? Fuck you. That’s my name…
My port will prob be up close to double digits today? Yours?
I’m sure I just got lucky. Just like I got lucky when I 100x’ed my net worth in the second most difficult economic decade in US history with the help of Andy Zaky and Dan Zanger.
You wish your port looks like this this AM. This motherfucker has goat balls. 🐐 🌑 🌒
$AAPL TESTING $300
Wow
Papi Chulo needs new shoes
So we’re now a paywall. I think. Time to dig into your pockets.
