From Benedict Evans Newsletter No. 452: “Amazon buys Rooomba.”
— Read on www.ped30.com/2022/08/08/apple-amazon-roomba/
Benedict is usually right but this time he’s wrong. Dead wrong.
Roomba is Amazon’s first entry into the sex toy industry. Imagine the possibilities of a roaming sex slave with intense vacuum sucking abilities.
It’s already proven adept at munching rug. Now they need to make it a bit taller to conform to men.
Necessity is the mother of invention. There’s no way Lauren is sucking that martian cock. So Jeff, being the capitalist Hitler that he is, came up with a better idea.
No, seriously, Roomba will be a roaming Alexa concierge during the day. (Wait till they turn on the cameras without telling you). I’m already terrified of Alexa listening to everything. Now Bozo is sending out a robot to follow me and suck my dick? WTF.
So, personal shopper / voyeur by day.
Carpet muncher / cock sucker at night should you choose the Plus model.
PAWN 