In an abundance of caution, China has decided to stop all Apple manufacturing to ensure that the COVID-23 currently being developed in Wuhan isn’t transmitable via AirDrop. Or Bluetooth. And WI-FI.
It’s part of their Zero COVID Policy.
Further, they ordered Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing ($TSM) to halt production as well.
Lastly, China told Mexico to make more burritos and urged Mexicans in LA to make more bacon wrapped hot dogs. And eat more of them too.
You know that feeling when you order one bacon wrapped hot dog but you really want two and you’re just not sure how bad traffic is and you might have to race your diarrhea home?
I hate that feeling.
RIP $AAPL
Lastly, this lady wants to get doxxed 🔽🔽🔽
PAWN 