Just like your favorite Rub n Tug place, we’re UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.
Our Founder Victor Castrol retired. He calls himself a GOAT these days and says he like to graze on grass all day in Malibu with little town nannies. Adult supervision decided it was best to put that GOAT out to pasture.
We didn’t want to have a cringe embarrassing sustitución WTH with guys like Jeffrey Toobin jerking off on Zoom calls. Or a Governor “allegedly” touching his aides rack. Or said Governor’s brother Chris Cuomo coming to the defense of his brother and then being summerRily dismissed by a fat fuck bald hypocrite self-hating Jew named Zucker zucked himself by firing a guy all the while having a relationship with a lady for 20 years.
What happened to Zucker? Funny, while he was diddling his new friend and catering to libs, (nee, hypocrite NIMBY rich mostly Jews), Donald Trump became President of the United States!
WTF?
So Zucker basically gets to get his duck sick daily, (not as cringe as H Weinstein, def less rapey than Ron Jeremy (completed not-guilty FYI), Zucker gets paid $30- 5-0 mill a year to anti-Nike
JUST DO NOHING
Btw, wanna know how Nike got the slogan JUST DO IT?
it was the last thing Phil Knigjt told a chink to think about. Chink about that. A Knight in shining under armour told a chins man to JUST DO IT.
(Don’t mind the suicide nets)
Gotta run.
Best,
21
PS – some of my new AKAs
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